Midnight Breakfast

Issue 2


A Barcelona Tale

by Sean Carman

We found the apartment through a rental service. It was a studio just south of the Santa Catarina Market, only five hundred euros for the week. It looked out over a small cobblestone square, where tourists dined at outdoor tables and buskers sang flamenco songs. Every hour, you could hear the bells of nearby churches.

Ellen and I were sitting at the little wooden table by the window. We had been dating six months. The trip to Spain was a gift to ourselves from the rent money we had saved by moving in together. It was our third night in Barcelona, and we were trying to decide how to spend it, so Ellen was reading aloud from Let’s Go! Spain.

“Listen to this,” she said. “According to ancient legend, every year at midnight before the first day of spring, a gargoyle climbs down from the Cathedral of Barcelona and forgives the city for its sins.”

She held the guidebook up and pointed to a sidebar with the heading, “Legend of the Gàrgola.”

“A stone gargoyle on a Gothic church?” I said. “Magically brought to life? We have to see that!”

Ellen checked the calendar on her phone.

“We’re in luck! The equinox is tomorrow. That means we can see the gargoyle tonight.”


We found one of those small, cavern-like tapas bars in the old city, just off Carrer de la Pietat, and took a table in the back. Our plan was to stroll by the cathedral at midnight. We didn’t expect to see much, maybe a charming illusion created by the play of moonlight on the cathedral façade. In any case, it would make for a romantic walk. But at half an hour ‘til midnight, before we’d even motioned for the check, we heard a loud crash in the street, followed by a rain of light debris. We turned to see, in the doorway, a two-foot-tall silhouette of a bat-like creature. The outlines of wings rose above its shoulders. Behind it, a cloud of dust was dissipating in the air.

“Bona tarda,” the gargoyle hissed.

It had the body of a miniature homunculus, sharp teeth in crooked rows, and a hideous smile. It hobbled forward, batting its arms and legs and sending up little puffs of blackened soot. When it reached the bar, it flapped its wings, alighted on an empty stool, and produced a coin from beneath its wing. The bartender, meanwhile, had poured a glass of cava without raising his eyes. The gargoyle lifted the drink and tossed the liquid down its throat.

Ellen turned to me and smiled. We couldn’t believe what we were seeing. The gargoyle set its glass back down. The bar was as a quiet as a tomb. We scooted forward on our chairs.

“God, it was a miserable year,” the gargoyle began. It spoke in a raspy, encrusted voice. “Fixed to the same spot every day, unable to flinch a muscle or blink an eye, let alone take flight.” A shiver rose from its haunches and fluttered its wings. “Nothing to do but watch the seasons pass.”

The gargoyle pushed its glass forward and nodded for another round. The bartender quickly obliged. What followed was not the miracle promised by the sidebar in Let’s Go! Spain, but rather a disgruntled gargoyle’s litany of suffering.

“Do you know how awful it is to be mortared to a wall?” the gargoyle asked the dumbfounded patrons of the bar. “How depressing it is to be encased in a body of stone?” It went on to complain about how rarely the church was threatened by actual minions of the devil. In point of fact, it explained, almost all of the visitors were tourists.

At first, it seemed, no one wanted to answer the gargoyle, or quite knew how. Its declarations hung in the air. But as its griping continued, and the miraculous sheen of its appearance began to wane, the crowd became more animated.

“Pigeons relieving themselves on your forehead!” the gargoyle declared, raising its voice with a tiny fist. A woman at the next table threw a cupped hand to her mouth. The two men seated with her looked suddenly pained.

“Runoff from a tile roof sluicing backwards through your throat!” Several people around us gasped. “Ever watched a child point to you and collapse in tears, or begged the Almighty to be able to brush the soot from your scales? I’m telling you, it’s terrible!”

It was hard to know what to make of the gargoyle’s rant. Sure, it would be miserable to be an ornamental downspout on a cathedral wall. But how was that our problem? The gargoyle should take his complaints to the builders who mounted it on the church, I thought. Why should we have to bear the burden of its anger? I was also coming to a different view about how charming it was to see a mythical stone creature brought to life, and wondering what else our guidebook might have gotten wrong about Barcelona.

Others in the bar were simply growing tired of listening to the gargoyle’s complaints. One man gave the creature a disgusted wave and turned his back. “Maleïda gàrgola!” someone yelled, to a round of laughter. Slowly, the bar filled again with its usual sounds—low grumbling, the clink of silverware on china, the squeak and scuffle of chair legs on the hardwood floor.

The gargoyle seemed determined not to take the hint. It kept reciting its list of grievances, its bulging eyes searching the bar, its voice rising to stay above the din.

“No one ever comes to visit!” it shouted. “Yes, the cathedral bells were enchanting for the first five hundred years, but they’ve since become unbearable!”

Ellen leaned across the table. “You know,” she whispered, “if we wanted forgiveness, we could have stopped at the confessional at Santa Maria del Mar. Would have taken us five minutes.”

Our problem, in a nutshell, was that we couldn’t leave. It wasn’t a question of being inconsiderate to the residents of a city that was hosting us as tourists. Every traveler accidentally stumbles into an attraction that scrubs the enchantment from a journey like a layer of grime, and from which polite suffering is the only escape. This was worse than that. A living gargoyle, installed on an ancient church to ward off evil, might actually saddle us with a curse.

All we could do was wait. We guessed how much we owed the bartender, added ten percent in case our estimate had been low, and added another ten percent to be safe. We pushed the notes and coins into a tidy stack. Finally, when the bar was good and noisy, and the gargoyle was turned the other way, we hustled to the door, pushed it open, and turned onto the street.

“Good lord,” Ellen said. We were walking fast, to keep up with one another.

“No kidding. I mean, okay, it’s a vivified stone gargoyle from the fourteenth century—”

“But it just went on and on!”

We followed Carrer del Bisbe north to Plaça Nova, where we made a right and slowed our pace. There were other couples on the street. In Barcelona, you never felt alone, not even in the dead of night. In just a few hours, the pigeons would be circling the rooftops, the tour buses would be lined up behind the City Museum, and their passengers would be swarming Via Laietana. We talked about the gargoyle the whole way back. The Catalan people, we decided, were generous, proud, and fiercely independent, but they had a strange way of mythologizing the human yearning for atonement. Ellen slipped her hand into the pocket of my coat, and found mine there. When we reached the apartment, we tumbled into bed and fell asleep.

The next day we saw the Picasso Museum. It was incredible, full of paintings from his teenage years and early twenties, portraits, still lifes, and family scenes I’d never known he painted. The museum was like Barcelona itself: elegant, easy-going, rightfully proud. That week, we gazed up at Gaudí’s ornate churches and apartments, explored the Gothic Quarter’s maze of narrow streets, and rode the cable car to the summit of Montjuïc, where we looked across the skyline to the sea.

On our last night, we saw the gargoyle a second time. I would have remembered it as an angry figure at a bar, going on about its troubles to strangers who didn’t want to listen, its voice lost in the crowd. But when we spotted it on the wall of the cathedral, its expression had softened into something like a smile. It was the strangest thing. It looked content. Peaceful, even.

If you visit Barcelona, you’ll find it where Carrer del Bisbe meets Carrer de la Pietat. It’s on the second level of the cathedral, above the winged monkey with its paws held tight against its eyes. You should go in the late afternoon, when the crowds on the plaza are listening to the musicians on the cathedral steps. That’s when the light is best.

Sean Carman has recently published stories in Barrelhouse, Cooper Street Journal, and here on Midnight Breakfast. He lives in Washington, D.C. and works as an environmental lawyer.

Illustration by Beady Eyes

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